Joke:
A: Look at that young man with d short hair n blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl.
B: She is my daughter.
A: Sorry, sir I didn't know that u r her papa.
B: No, I'm her mom.
 Joke: 2 boys arguing-
Tchr: What's up.
Boy: We have 50tk bill, decide 2 giv it 2 who tell big lie.
Tchr: Ah, when I was ur age, I didn't know what a lie was. Boys gave 50 tk 2 Tchr.
 Joke: 
Tchr: Bachcho wada karo kavi sarab nahi piyoge, girl ka piche nahi korage, or waqt par zindagi qurban karoge.
Bachchey: Kardenge Kargenge, aisa zindiga ka karna vi kya hai.
 Joke: Sardar goes 2 police station, complains 2
police: Somebodys threaten me on d phone.
Police: Whose it.
S: Airtel says-If u don't pay d bill, we will cut ur phone line.
Joke: Husband comes home from church, greets his wife n lifts her up.
Wife: Did d past or preach about romantic.
Hus: No, he said we must carry our burdens and sorrows.
Joke: Mam tells
Doctor: My sons a drug addict, my daughters a prostitute n my wifes a gambler.
Doc: Isn't there anything positive in ur family.
Mam: Yes, I'm HIV positive.
Joke:
Son: Papa, who is more intelligent son or father.
Papa: Father.
Son: Who invented phone.
Papa: Graham Bell.
Son: Why his father didn't invent anything
Joke:
Boy: You promised that if i passed in the examination, u ud give me 500tk.
Papa: Yes, I did.
Boy: So u have a good news that u don't need to give me that money.
Joke:
Director: U will have 2 jump in 2 d swimming pool from 100 feet height.
Actor: I don't know how 2 swim, I'll b sinking in2 pool.
Dir: There'll be no water in d pool.
Joke:
Boy:Mom, what's girl?
Mom: When u will be adult and will bcome a good man, then u would have  a GF.
Boy:If I ud not bcome a good man.
Mom: Then u ud have 1 more.
Joke:
 Wife: At my tender age my figure was like a Pepsi Bottle.
Husband: This is also true now, dear but it was like 300 ml Bottle n at present its like a 2 litre bottle.
Joke:
Girl: Is week Roz movie Dekhenge, Next week  Roz shopping karenge,
Boy: Uske Next week Roz mandir Jayenge
Girl: Wo kyo.
Boy: Bheek Magne.
Joke:
Boy friend: I like your TEETH very much.
Girlfnd: Oh, really, why.
Boyfnd: Bcoz, YELLOW is my favourite color.
Joke:
Malkin: Tumi 3 din keno ashoni,
Chakrani: Ami to Facebook a status uupdate korechhi, ar Saheb to comment o koreche- Have a safe trip.
Joke:Boss tells his peon to call a taxi for him.
Boss: Boy Hey, please call me a taxi.
Peo: Yes, sir You are a taxi.
Joke:
Jhony: Why are you crying.
Bony: The elephant is dead.
Jhony: Was he your pet.
Bony: No, but I'm the one who must dig him grave.
Joke: Pupil:would you punish me for something I didn't do. Tchr: Of course not. Pupil: Good, bcoz I have not done my homework.
Joke: A teacher: write 55. St: How,  Tchr: write 5 n beside it another 5. The St wrote 5 n stopped. Tchr: Wat r u waiting for. St: I don't know which side 2 write d other 5. 
Joke: A little girl saw a models picture on her fathers computer. Then she prayed: Oh, God, Pls send clothes to the poor women whom I saw on my dad's computer.
Joke: Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar: Bad. Int: Ugly, Sardar: pichhli. Int: wrong. Sardar: Right, Int: get out, Sr: come in. Int: Ah, you are rejected, Sardar: Yes, I'm selected.

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আওয়ামিলীগ ও বিএনপি উভয় দল বলে জনগণ আমাদের সাথে আছে। কিন্ত জনগণ যে তাদের সাথে নেই  এটা তারা বুঝে না। যদি বুঝত তাহলে দেশের আজ এই অবস্থার সৃষ্টি হত না। ক্ষমতায় গেলে  করাপশন আর লুটপাট করে। বিরোধীদলে গেলে হরতাল আর জালাও। jonogon je tader koto ghrina kore ta tara bujhe.আসলে  তারা বুঝেও না বুঝার ভান করে।